The Complacency Chronicles

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of pretty much nothing at all... Welcome to the world of Dispatch/Argus & Quad City Times columnist Shane Brown. Check out all of Shane's archived weekly columns plus assorted fodder on life & pop culture. Hang out, comment, stay a bit. If not, no biggie. We know there are lots of naked people to go look at on this internet thingajig.

Friday, March 29, 2024

COLUMN: Locker Room

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There were a lot of things on my dance card for this week. Exposing myself to an elderly lady was NOT one of them. I've never been one f...
Friday, March 22, 2024

COLUMN: Cat Psychic

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As I type this sentence, my cat is sitting in the kitchen staring at me. She's been at it for around fifteen minutes now. Just sitting p...
Friday, March 15, 2024

COLUMN: Pothole Champion

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This week, I want to bring you a feel-good story. One of those tales that fills you with warm fuzzies and makes you wanna run out and adopt ...
Friday, March 08, 2024

COLUMN: Roundabout

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I've always taken pride in being a forward thinker. Even as a kid, I loved sci-fi dreams of flying cars and household robots to carry ou...
Friday, March 01, 2024

COLUMN: Auction Barn Fire

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On Saturday evening, the former Rock Island Livestock Auction Barn burned to the ground. Investigators have determined the fire appears to h...
Friday, February 23, 2024

COLUMN: Inner Gold

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WARNING: The following column features activities performed either by idiots or idiots under the supervision of other idiots. Accordingly, S...
Friday, February 16, 2024

COLUMN: RRHoF

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We are a bitter, divided nation. The bickering, hatred, and putdowns have become too much. This week, all I've seen is division and squa...
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