Yes, this IS a real picture from the inside of our break room.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Secrets of the Dispatch/Argus/Leader, Episode 1
Here behind the closed doors of the Moline Dispatch Publishing Co., LLC, we are respectable journalists. Work-a-holics. Slaves to the grind. Here to inform you, the innocent public, about the news and times of this, our world. Nothing stands in our way to bring you the truth. And, when we trusted public servants have the occasional down time, what sorts of academic worldly pursuits become our folly? Why, we intellectual types ONLY reach to expand our minds to the height of knowledge: