Monday, May 22, 2006

24 is the greatest show ever.

Well, at least next to "Lost."

Let's recap:

In the last 24 hours of 24, the former President of the United States was assassinated. Terrorists unleashed nerve gas in a shopping mall, and, later, inside the headquarters of the Counter Terrorism Unit. Most major characters of the show did NOT make it out of the first 12 episodes alive. This, it turns out, was all at the hand of the CURRENT President of the United States, in league with a secret society of illuminati who rank even above the nation's leader. Los Angeles declares martial law. The terrorists then attacked, invaded, and took over a nuclear-capable Russian submarine. Every one of these terrorist attacks was (for the most part) thwarted by our hero, Jack Bauer, who then tricked the President into wearing a wire and admitting his guilt. The President is arrested and removed from office. Everyone can cheer.

...until, at the last second cliffhanger of this season, Jack Bauer gets kidnapped by what can only be described as a team of Chinese ninjas. That's right - KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS.

And I thought I was having a bad day.

5 comments:

Wendy said...

Next time warn someone when you post a spoiler! I've not watched it yet!!!!

:P

-shane- said...

Oops. Terribly sorry that I spoiled all the fun of the CHINESE NINJAS! Yes, CHINESE NINJAS.

Wendy said...

Yeah, I can tell just how sorry you are... NOT!! :P

Becky said...

Ooo, and isn't Jean Smart just a brilliant actress!
(We should add the Chinese Ninjas to our Circus Bridge!)

"Just kill me..."

*dies*

Wendy said...

That was an awesome setup to get the prez. ;>

The only really sucky thing is that the next season won't be back until January! :\

That, and those pesky Chinese Ninjas.