Wednesday, May 04, 2005

If you want sexual cheerleaders...

...Then we suggest NOT going to Texas.

Key quote:
Edwards argued bawdy performances are a distraction for students resulting in pregnancies, dropouts and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

That's right, kids. Don't watch cheerleaders or you'll get pregnant and/or herpes. If that's true, God knows what prolonged exposure to a Madonna video could do to you... (psst: the answer is 'Cooties.')

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